The Soccer Geek

Today we’ve got a great list of funny soccer quotes: footballers do come out with some ridiculous and hillarious things! If you like these, then you can also download the free pdf I’ve made which includes these and many other good soccer quotations. Here goes:

  `

“If you don’t believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day” (Neville Southall)

“We lost because we didn’t win” (Ronaldo)

“You’ve got to believe you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out” (Peter Shilton)

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel” (Stuart Pearce)

“I couldn’t settle in Italy- it was like living in a foreign country” (Ian Rush)

“Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today” (Steve Lomas)

“Sometimes in football (soccer) you have to score goals” (Thierry Henry)

“There’s no in-between – you’re either good or bad. We were in-between” (Garry Lineker)

“I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right” (Lee Hendrie)

“Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win” (Vinnie Jones)

“The ref was vertically 15 yards away” (Kevin Keegan)

“I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league” (Mark Viduka)

“I’d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona” (Mark Draper)

“I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat” (Ron Atkinson)

“We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percent that cost us the match” (Ruud Gullit)

“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field” (Metro Radio commentator)

“We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized” (Ian McNail)

“The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath” (Terry Butcher)

“I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!”(George Best)

“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock” (Barry Venison)

“If you’re 0-0 down, there’s no one better to get you back on terms than Ian Wright” (Robbie Earl)

“I’m as happy as I can be- but I have been happier” (Ugo Ehiogu)

“I was surprised but I always say nothing surprises me in football (soccer)” (Les Ferdinand)

`

That’s the list finished. Why not leave a comment below to share your thoughts or if you have any other good ones I’ve missed out. If you’d like to read more soccer quotes then you can click here to find a FREE PDF with others included. Feel free to download and print off the document, or share the link with friends.

Have fun,

Soccer Geek

PS: Download the free Funny Soccer Quotes PDF

Please Like or Share this Page...

• Tweet